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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

perfect:

My whole life consists of secretly loving people and them not noticing

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

kyleyo:

when u wake up feelin productive

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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When your food finally cools down

africant:

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

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